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the aftermath just isn't adding up

a nice, bushy cup of moustache

so in futbol news, it seems that D.C. United has, after years of MLS dominance (which doesn't say a lot), finally figured out how to suck. bringing in a bunch of new players who don't seem to know what's going on around them has proved a highly successful strategy for remaining firmly at the bottom of the Eastern standings. i must say that this is quite a shame, nay, a fucking travesty, as they were the one bright light in the Washington-area professional sports franchise scene that i could always count on for a little help in the vicarious-victory/top ten crazy goal department over the last few years. while the orioles, redskins, wizards, the "nats" (fuck 'em, incidentally), and most distressingly, the terps, have remained mired comfortably in mediocrity and horribly short-sighted ownership and coaching (and of course, shitty playing of sports), the proud eagles of RFK's own United could be counted on to rip teams both within the MLS and teams with storied european pedigrees new and rather large assholes.

thus, it was with a heavy heart that i watched the chicago something-or-other go up 2-nil early in the second half of tonight's match. excitement at espn's carrying of my hometown's club game live and at a decent hour swiftly gave way to bemused indifference. anyone up for a group hug should contact me immediately and we will set something up. between 12-2 pm friday should be good for me - holla!

**currently listening to: soulja boy - crank that.