'stache update - looking good

took my moustache to the pulaski bridge for a photo shoot on tuesday. it's going on two weeks or so now and it's starting to curl over. let me know what you think.

where trees go to get wasted

stiff upper lip

it took him 5 years in a VC P.O.W. camp to grow this baby. it's extremely full-bodied and says, "i'm a straight-shooter, and you are a latte-sipping san francisco liberal with moustache envy disguised as a political ideology. stay the fuck outta my way!"

barrack o' ribs

there is something kind of phony about this one.

lip service

she looks so much more presidential this way, i think...

all i can smell right now is my moustache

as a big-time player at a major corporation in one of the largest cities in the world, i am very busy and have little time for screwing around. i am a very important and crucial cog in a complex economic cycle involving moustache factories in 27 countries around the globe. please do not call or e-mail me as i tend to become very irate when i cannot concentrate on important data and documentation for 14-16 hours at a stretch. i am shooting for employee of the month but it will be a tough chase; i am neck-and-neck with the janitor who cleans up my coffee stains in the breakroom. if i get it i will definitely post something from the awards presentation.

guitarmageddon

me and this guy made each other's day. i let him play my guitar and in return he complimented my moustache. everybody won.

i guess it was a little hard for him to perform his job as Front Desk Security Guy Who Stops You If You Don't Have A Badge while we were bonding over The Blues but i guess if anyone can erase the surveillance tapes before his supervisor sees them, he can!