as a big-time player at a major corporation in one of the largest cities in the world, i am very busy and have little time for screwing around. i am a very important and crucial cog in a complex economic cycle involving moustache factories in 27 countries around the globe. please do not call or e-mail me as i tend to become very irate when i cannot concentrate on important data and documentation for 14-16 hours at a stretch. i am shooting for employee of the month but it will be a tough chase; i am neck-and-neck with the janitor who cleans up my coffee stains in the breakroom. if i get it i will definitely post something from the awards presentation.
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