Friday, April 11, 2008

please be nicer to the chinese government


china, while admitedly the source of some particularly interesting moustaches, is still mired knee-deep in efforts to prove that they are still relevant in an ever more competitive global comedy market:
China Outraged by US-Tibet Resolution
By CHRISTOPHER BODEEN – 2 hours ago

BEIJING (AP) — An indignant China said Friday the U.S. "seriously hurt the feelings of the Chinese people" when Congress passed a resolution calling on Beijing to stop cracking down on Tibetan dissent and talk to the Dalai Lama.

Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Jiang Yu labeled the resolution anti-Chinese, saying it misrepresented Tibet's "history and modern reality."


i can't believe the U.S. would have the audacity to hurt the feelings of the chinese government (remember, "people's" republic means "people" = "the government"), a wonderfully benelovent entity that probably doesn't even keep you in jail that long for having an illicit moustache. i am ashamed to be an american today because of my government's actions towards our friends to the east.
Meanwhile, state media labeled a group linked to the Dalai Lama's India-based government-in-exile a "terrorist organization."

that, however, is just complete bullshit.

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