Monday, April 28, 2008

yours, in 'stache-dom


sorry for the lapse in updates but i have been quite busy trimming my moustache and making sure that it remains camera-ready. we have reached a wonderful stage at this point where the moustache is well-aged and ready to be fine-tuned. i have no doubt whatsoever that this moustache has a very bright future ahead of it and i will of course be doing everything in my power over the coming days to ensure that it has all the t.l.c. it needs to realize its full potential.

as for the man behind the moustache, think not of him, for he is really nothing more than a substrate upon which the hair may bloom forth, extruding hairy gifts of nonsensical blog-speak upon the vast web of data in which this blog resides while at the same time providing for endless merriment in the world at large. i have claimed it on my taxes and will be spending the extra dough on something highly worthwhile, such as video games and quite possibly beer.

to fans of the 'stache the world over, i want you to know that i love you all.

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